Wow… No one could of even imagined us doing as good as were doing (6-0). We’ll the DirtyDalerz softball team is lookin Mighty Fine and undefeated so far. Now I know what you all are saying, John are you serious you just gave your team the kiss of death for talking about the undefeated season so early. But hey from the way I’ve seen us play thus far, I can honestly say we are fucking shit up in this league.
Too start out the season our first double header was against the Sidewinders. Lets just say that we put a beating to them that you would only see in the movie “ROOTS.” It got to a point where the other team gave up and just was walking around everywhere with there heads down. We 12 run ruled them twice. Adam and Tommy both had amazing games sharing four homeruns between them (split respectively) and Tommy had 6 Rbi’s and Adam had an unprecedented 11 Rbi’s. Thats fuckin Shinanagin’s…the team played great defense and also the rest of the team contributed with some very fine hitting of there own. Overall the first games performance deserves an (A+).
Now on that following thursday we played a team called The Disgruntled Hockey Fans. The name alone tells you that these guys were in store for a whooping that only Jesus himself could tell you how it felt .. just kidding. Anyways another double header and another two wins. The DirtyDalerz came out strong and got the job done and we got the job done in style. We started out both games with the opening scoring of quick 3 runs a piece. This definetly put a fucking pounding on these poor guys hearts and it was all down hill from there. It was an onslaught of hits as well as big plays in the outfield by Nacho and BC and even Charlie contributed out there in his new surroundings. Team performance rating on these games (A-).
Now the most recent game was played against The ‘ROIDS…C’mon now people whats with these fucking names of your team?? There so fuckin stupid that I should go to each managers house and hit them in the head with a tack hammer because they are RETARDS!! Okay we’ll with a 4 game win streak under our belts I think its safe to say that we have Mr.Momentum on our side and with the bats swinging as good as they are I didnt put it out of my head that we could easily pick up another 2 wins as well.. We’ll we started out REALLY slow going 3 and out in the top of the first. But some big plays in there outfield really helped them…. They had this nasty leftfielder who looked and ran like the guy sweetchuck in those police academy comdies back in the 80′s …you kno the ones with Steve Guttenberg and that Big Football player Bubba Smith. We’ll wasnt that nestolgic but now back to my point….this guy was lassoing every fly ball out in left an yet he was the biggest nerd…but hey he could play on my team anyday cuz he was that nasty. But things really started to erupt for us offensively when Tommy hit a fuckin TORPEDO over the Left Field Fence…This shot was hit so hard that i think and i may be right on this one, that it traveled all the way to never never land and crushed a little fairy on its way down…WOW THAT WAS EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL RITE THERE…but you catch my drift…With great infield work by BigJStud, Bojo, Tommy C and Adam ….we turned more double plays in these two games than out of the whole last season. Now Pops was pitching a gem the whole game and i think he compiled atleast 4 K’s which is like a fuckin crazy amount in arc pitch softball.. And our new outfielder Anthony also added and amazing Arm out in left and left center where he even managed to throw out a fuckin punk who thought he was hot shit at second. Overall performance on these 2 games (B+).
Basically the reason why were able to rip shit up this year is definetly because of personel but also because of comrodery among us ball players. Everyone is madd chill with one an other and everyone contributes a little something to the team. So the whole putting the cart before the Horse shit …you can leave at home because there is no way that this DD train is getting de-railed. Only up from here boys. Next game is Monday June 13 @ 7:15 , Cantiague Park…Field A….See the softball portion of the site for directions.