I rarely if ever bring politics to the website. Anytime you discuss politics it is going to bring up a fight. There are two things you never discuss in a group if you don’t want people to kill each other. Religion & Politics. Both of which I keep to myself and really don’t care what others think. People have been killing each other for years over both. Endless bloodshed for probably two of the stupidest reasons. Not agreeing with each other. Now that the whole election is upon us we are forced to divide as a country to all decide on a President.
Republicans and Democrats will be at each other throats going through each others dirty laundry just to get an upper hand. That is the life and times of the days we live in. In order to come into a position to be able to run for office or any political seat you have to have money to run a campaign. Now this is where things really chap my ass. Big companies and organizations throw millions of dollars at politicians to get them on there side for what ever bad shit they are probably doing whether it be Big Tobacco companies or Pharmaceutical powerhouses they all have someone in there pocket. A majority of people in politics are bought by these companies. This is my topic of the post.
Politicians are like Hookers
At first your thinking, ‘Brian isn’t that a little harsh to say about these prestige politicians?’. Well let me ask you ‘Do you think these people really care about you?’. I will answer, ‘Not at all’. When it comes down to it they are doing an easy decision making job and getting over paid for doing so. You can argue all you want that it’s long tough hours and you have to devote your time TO THE PEOPLE. No, they do not do that. They have aides and assistants that do all that bullshit for you that are appointed by them because they helped them during there campaign. All those people who are helping him are hoping to one day be in his spot to earn that big paycheck for doing absolutely shit. Before you ge on me for the Palin Prostitute picture, I really didn’t feel like putting Obama or McCain on a girls body. I did though in fact get some pretty nasty looks while cooking up that photoshop on the train.
I digress; I have yet to talk about the key statement “Politicians are like Hookers”. Here is my comparison. Big companies who are basically called “lobbyists” seek out who ever will give them an edge when bills come around to give them higher taxes, bans on there products, or even stop them from outsourcing there product to other countries because its cheaper to use child labor. They get this politician in there pocket by “donating” money to there campaign. Basically a big I.O.U. for when they are in office. You grease the wheels of a politician who is going to be in power you will never have problems.
Example. You’re an oil company and the state wants to put new taxes on your importing of oil. There is a bill about to be put into congress to enforce this. Now if you spread the money around right when campaigning for those seats came around you’ll be fine because you just bought yourself a veto of that bill.
Basically, they paid the politician for him to get his spot to approve or veto bills that are in there favor. Politicians are these companies’ bitches. Do you not pay a hooker to blow you? You give her money and she performs her service for you, while in the end you’re the one who is happy and not the one with a sore asshole. I have seen it a million times. lol
That is what bothers me today about politics. Makes me kind of want to get into them to just bring some sort of honesty to it. Will I ever? Probably not, but if I did I would be that guy grabbing his nuts saying “Fuck You! You think just because you got a shit load of money to throw around I’m going to make my decisions based on what benefits you. I’m solely about the people, so suck on these NUTS!”.
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I been sitting on this post for a while. I crack up laughing at these whenever i look at them. Because in my head my imagination is removing what ms-paint added. These aren’t mine but I have scoward google for the most I could find. Click on this link to go to the main page where 20 more images can be seen.
While cruising around one of my favorite boredom killing sites Fark.com I came across an article in the sports section titled “NFL Stadium Rankings: Stadium Atmosphere” which took fan e-mails on there experiences. Of course they graded each team and the rankings sucked, but that is not what I’m pointing out. What stuck out were the user-submitted stories. Most were downright hilarious, while some made me cringe thanking god Giants Stadium isn’t that bad. I picked out a few that were stuck out to me so enjoy.
(Infront of the Quotes is the home team stadium)
Colts: “We booed a little girl in the Punt, Pass and Kick competition who was wearing a Patriots jersey. Parents should know better then to dress their children in clown clothes.”
49ers: “A female Cowboys fan was punched in the nose by a male 49ers fan after a September 2005 loss.”
Ravens: “After a loss, a fan of the opposing team went to shake the hand of a Ravens fan. The Ravens fan turned and farted on the guys hand. I personally thought it was hilarious. But I guess if you were the guy who just got had his hand farted on, it might be kind of messed up.”
Titans: “I saw a man get into a heated altercation with a woman who was wearing the opponents jersey. Both seemed intoxicated, and the woman was standing in the row in front of the man, facing him and yelling. The man grabbed the woman by the throat with one hand and launched her down three rows of seats where she landed on a pile on the concrete.”
Jets: “Some guy wearing a Dolphins jersey was having problems breathing after getting into a verbal shouting match with a few guys. The medics had to come and they loaded him upon a stretcher. As they were carrying him down the stairs everyone started tossing bottles (some still full) and anything else they could find at the guy. All the time he’s flat on his back, getting oxygen, strapped to the stretcher. Hanging with the Jets crowd is like going to a frat party. That’s why I go to a game once a year.”
Browns: “An idiot Broncos fan in the Dawg Pound wearing a John Elway jersey was pelted with batteries, dog biscuits, beer bottles, and other objects.”
Falcons: “A drunk guy filled up his cup with urine and threw it all over a Saints fan. The Saints fan was a jerk, but that was a bit much.”
Rams: “The last couple of years, so many visiting fans showing up, they end up heckling the Rams fans.”
Vikings: “One man dropped his pants and laid his DICK on the head of an opposing fan.”
Dolphins: “One Fan punched another for drinking his beer through a straw. Not manly enough, apparently.”
Eagles: “I saw a little girl, about 10, get put in a trash can because she was wearing a Giant’s jersey.”
Redskins: “How about when a whole section of the crowd was tear-gassed, then the gas drifts on to the field, causing players and fans to throw up? Amazing!”
Chargers: “A Raiders fan was caught on tape stabbing a Chargers fan once at the stadium. After that, they no longer sold single-game tickets to home games against the Raiders. Yeah, I still don’t go to those.”
Raiders: “A Raiders fan had a sock full of loose change, used it to club a Broncos fan and knock him out.”
Giants: “I saw a fight at the stadium last year where a Packers fan was exchanging punches with a Giants fan. A female acquaintance of the Packers fan caught one of the punches and went head over heals a row or two forward. She was carried out on a strecher.”
Also, check out Youtube for a bunch of good Stadium Fights. I didn’t know there were so many on youtube. I love seeing how many fights happen at the Meadowlands, makes the Giants fans look like a bunch of animals. This clip of the Black Hole (Raiders) fans beating up on Chargers fans makes the statements of the Chargers fans hold water. Enjoy.
The Harmonica girl is easily my favorite part of this whole clip but in a close second is the part where the guy is applying lipstick for the girl. I have easily watched this 10+ times since discovered. Enjoy!
Now at my job I do have some down time, as do most people who work there 9 to 5 in a cubicle. Your always looking for something to kill the boredom. I stumbled upon this site through Gorillamask.net and have been hooked to it. The person has built in the whole NES console emulator. You can basically play every Nintendo game ever made. Here is a screen shot of the first game I loaded up:
Hell Fucking Yeah, Kung Fu for Nintendo. I remember spending hours playing that game and getting into a billion fights with my brother over who is next and yelling at each other for using the continue when someone wasn’t looking and saying they still have life’s left. Best thing about it is that it runs flawlessly in every browser that has flash. Also, most corporate filters do not have this site blocked. I have logged many hours already playing these games.
Another cool thing is the Rip Off Theater 2.0 flash player. You can watch tons of content from shows to movies that just came out through the flash player and it runs fluidly. I have to give props to the site owner for putting this out there on the internet. You saved many of us cubicle drones from killing ourselves.