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Two Cd’s you have to check out!

Friday, 9 Jun 2006- Written by
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Recently I was looking to purchase two new albums and went searching around for new good artists. My taste in music is not bad at all .. I like amazing beats, complex lyrics with a message and of course some kick ass guitar playing. I found two great new cd’s that anybody should give a listen to.

The first artist is Gnarls Barkley consisting of Cee lo who is a rapper/producer (not rapping on this cd though) and everyone knows him because his daugther flew into her party on “Super Sweet 16″ in a helicopter, the other artist of this group is Danger Mouse who remixed the “grey album” which was amazing with Jay-z rapping over the beatles “white album”. Both of these artists who have different styles collabo’d for this album “St. Elsewhere“. If I where to compare them to any artist I would have to say Outkast for there style. They start out the cd with a fast pace in your face track “Go-Go Gadget Gospel” then lead into there first debut single “Crazy” which has such a foot tapping tempo and great lyrics, Cee lo’s voice surprised me he has a very vintage tone and can definitely hold a note. Then go to the track “Gone Daddy Gone” which has possibly the sickest beat on the album, which i think he took from the SNL sketch which is one of my favorites of Fallon and Morgan singing and dancing “christmas time is here”. Finally my favorite track on the album maybe becuase it is so dark is “Necromancer” which of course talks about necrofilia but the way he rides the beat with his story is amazing. Check out this cd, or pick it up for a measly $10 on iTunes which I did.

The next cd is Angels & AirwavesWe Don’t Need to Whisper“. The Front man Tom Delonge (Guitar/Vocals) is from a lil known band called Blink-182 just so you know. This album is nothing close to the punky/pop style of Blink-182 but is actually more like a not-so-depressed Taking Back Sunday. Now i wasn’t to happy with his other side project Boxcar Racer, but now he re-tooled his band and is now with new people with a new sound more music less lyrically complex but the beats/guitar riffs melt any face off. There single “The Adventure” which is Track 4 for those of you playing along at home, starts off with great guitar playing and smooth beats for about a minute then leading into the lyrics. Nowadays everyone wants to get to the lyrics so quickly .. A&A took a old school page and open up mostly every song on this cd with a ‘setup’ so to say into the song with great content in the begining following through till the end. My favorite track on the album is “Distraction“, I don’t know if its just me but im feeling more piano playing lately in my music .. it just jumps out more, the lyrics on this track is great too. Again just fire up iTunes and purchase this album for $10.

Both These albums come with an Interactive album when you purchase them from iTunes which is actually pretty cool. You can pull up the lyrics to the song and see pictures from the albums artwork. For $10 you can go wrong and it’s great sound quality for your iPod at 128kps. I reccomend both albums for anyone who just likes giving any music a chance.

Also, Dirty Dalerz Softball section might be down for a few days due to me re-vamping the site for the new season. The first game is next Tuesday at 9:15 Catiague Field A, so come down and show some support.

Check out these pictures of Kinda Crackhead Beer Pong
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Mr. Peppers

Friday, 9 Jun 2006- Written by

WHAT THE FUCK IS BRIAN PEPPERS? I am here to tell you that this sick little puppy is a real life sex offender. I bet his victims are totally fucked up for life. Look how delicious those bulging eyeballs look, don’t you just want to take a fork and stab one of them for a tasty morsel. Blessed with a cranium only God could come up with while high on Crystal Meth and Cat Nip, Brian Peppers is truly a……FREAK! For more information on the all true, all real, all totally fucked up Brian Peppers enjoi this site. Uncensored:Brian_Peppers

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Crazy 3-Day Weekend

Wednesday, 31 May 2006- Written by

Well of course if you know any of the Dirty Dalerz crew you would know we like to go nuts on the weekends and if it’s a three day weekend it is only going to get more insane. Friday night personally I started off in Queens at a bar called ‘Sullivans’ on bell blvd. which was a great chill place. They won major points for surveing Brooklyn Brewery Beer (Brown Ale).

Saturday was a Dirty Dalerz softball practice which we all looked pretty damn good as we prepared for our scrimmage on Monday and game on Thursday. After practice we all rested for the big night ahead at Tina T’s. Everyone showed up at Tina t’s ready to get shitty. And that we did. Playing endless games of beer pong and flip cups. Tina also made all of us Dirty’s a compliation of the last 4 years to show here college years with us. It was amazingly done. I’ll try to have it up on site asap. None the less .. you always expect a great night from Tina t’s.

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Sunday started with a little yard work at the cinelli house, the it turned into Jail house lifting on my front lawn. Once the word got out we were having fun at my house people just seemed to show up. Next thing you know Charlies over with Neily McNeily and were starting a wiffle ball game. Keep adding more people and beer to the picture and you see where this is going. It’s about 9pm and 13 innings have been played and 3 beer runs have been voyaged. Then somehow even more people show up and were outside my house till around 4am. End of day.

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Wake up 10am, for a scrimmage vs. the Hills Boys (kenny kruger and his crew). The game didnt’ start till 1pm which it was scheduled for 12pm but its ok .. people were crawling out of there hangovers. First of all the game was out of fun .. but of course no one wants to really lose. We played 7 innings with Masterful pitching by Neil and 2 hr’s by Johnny C. But the Hills boys just kept nipping away at our lead until they were up two in the top of the 7th. The Dirty Dalerz came up to bat and after John and Tom were on base .. Adam came up and knocked a home run for the win. It was a great game .. we all had fun. Thanks to Kenny and the boys. After that everyone went to Kaitlin’s (cept me because i was sick) and had fun till the wee hours of the morning.

Just a great weekend all togehter and a great way to start off the summer. Keep coming back to DirtyDalerz.com for updates, softball starts this Thursday so come on down and show support.

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Who’s Rack Reign’s Supreme??

Friday, 26 May 2006- Written by

Now in the Dirty, we’ve been having a dispute over whose Sweater puppets, in hollywood were the best boobies in town. After some hard fought battles i’ve finally compiled a list of the hottest Breasteses in Tinsle town.

  • V.Guerra.jpg5. Vida Guerra – Yes, this is not a joke Vida Guerra has been chosen to represent spot 5 on the countdown. I know wat your saying, “hey John, she has a gorgeous ass I think your mistaken.” Well I say shut the fuck up…..if you take a moment to take your eyes off her ass and your hand off your pipe for more than three seconds and scroll to the top part of her body you see she has a pretty nice rack of lamb workin on up there. Thus why she is nominated the most under the radar award by me….Now Vida in my eyes is a triple threat and also for all your sick porno nerd computer freaks who wack your meat stick to her this means its gonna be a messin one cuz now you have to whack and scroll whack and scroll. I recomaned a lot of baby wipes…..
  • A.Benson.jpg4. Anna Benson – These boobies make me wanna grab my balls……..uhhh…..my baseballs you sickos…..lol this sultury temptress is the queen of the diamond since teaming up with her hubby Kris Benson (Shes about all hes got goin for him with an era of 121223.) Anna made her big debut in the Big Apple when she came to a mets christmas party all sexified with boobies in full effect dressed as mrs. clause. Let me tell you one thing if Santa could pull some ass like this then I think Christmas would be cancelled forever. But Anna has some Ginormous boobs that look very very very good on her…….she nabbed my number 4 spot and shed gets the “Golddigger Boobie award” because why else would she be with Kris…….I MEAN COME ON NOW PEOPLE…..where all my golddiggers at……WHOODIE WHOOOOO
  • Angelina_Jolie8_070703.jpg3. Angelina Jolie- I know what your thinking…..”hey John how is angelina so low on your list….” well do me a favor and dont think no more. Angelina has two beautifully sized cantoloupes up there but she just doenst pass my next two picks. But first lets examine angelinas milk bubbles more in depth. First they are symetrical in size….not to big not to small…..she has a set of DSL’s to go along with her chest……but one thing brought her low in my eyes…..and that was she used to bang Billy Bob Thornton…..ewwww that fuckin old mans balls were all over those things probably…..old saggy balls….thats wat did her in all right….wow I need to puke now just imagining her boobies covered in Big Billy Bob Ball juice……..hey I know wat your thinking…..JOhn your acting gay……but I know once I mentioned his balls and her chest you got a real mental picture in your head so dont patronize me assholes…….thus making her SPot 3 on the list and shes gets The “Oh shit I wish I never fooled around with a guy with 80yr old testicles award” okay enuff is enuff im gonna be sick…….like seriously…….IM kinda woozy…….I need an alka-seltzer……damn…
  • LeannTweeden.jpg2. Leann Tweeden – OH baby I love your ways…..this hot temptress comes straight from the motocross scene…..Yes this huge breasted babe rides moto cross…..dont ask me how she see’s over them but she does and her boobies are my new favorite reason to watch the sport. THis babe is still very low key in the HOt babe circuit but if you look at more and more of her picutres you’ll understand why I picked her as Number 2 on the list………she is just phenominal…….everything I look for in boobs…….THERE BIGGER THAN MY FUCKING HEAD…….YESSSSSSSS……*cough,cough* ummmm back to business…..yess Tweeden is my new favorite pair of boobies to look for online….thus she is awarded “My breastest are huge in my motorcycle jacket award”…..ride on Leann….RIDE ON
  • J.Simpson.jpg1. JESSICA SIMPSON – I mean come on now everyone did you expect anything else…….She is gorgeous number one and she is like still a virgin number two……i dont care about Nick lachey he’s got a case of baby cock anyways……so its still like an untapped resource……but the reason for her being number 1 is simple…..they are gorgeous and they are REAL……..I mean real boobs dont get better than these LUMPS…….implants are molded from her boobs onto other girls that wanna look like jessica……..ITS a vicious cycle…….And shes gorgeous to boot……..she has it all and thats why she nabbs my number 1 spot on my list…….and gets the award “I may be dumb as shit but all you have to do is look at my tits award” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA men sister……keep doing your thing and gimme a call…….

Until next time guys and gals this your pal John wishing you a great time searching on the internet for all these girls and remember use lube…..be smart and dont forget to use baby wipes…….PEACE

From Brian: Thank You Aneko for the help on the css for the site.

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The White Kimbo

Wednesday, 17 May 2006- Written by

Enjoy White Kimbo, I definitely got a laugh outta this. Also, since there are Dirty’s home from school remember THURSDAY NIGHT IS BEER PONG NIGHT, if you need a ride let me know or leave a comment here. I dont’ want to hear anyone complaining I didn’t tell them.

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