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Great 4th Of July ! ..

Thursday, 6 Jul 2006- Written by


Check out pictures of the Fourth of July. Keg party at Bojo’s was amazing .. and drunk chicken fights in his pool was outta control. Anyways .. I also have a funny video of john getting pee’d on by a fake bird but it has to clear with google video in order for me to post it .. so check out the pictures !

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Monday, 3 Jul 2006- Written by

There will be changes taking place to the site. If you check out and it looks pretty damn funky, chances are I’m screwing around with it at that point in time. I’m just making the necessary upgrades to make this site better and take us out of ‘norm’ of the old layout. Expect this all to be complete by the first week of July if I’m able to get on top of it like i would like to.


Now on Last Sunday was Nicole’s graduation party out in West Hampton. To sum up the whole night, heinekin kegs and me & doo doo running sh!t all night long in beer pong. The only game we lost was to Nicoles father and Brian (which should be protested since, they were leaning like a mother f*cker). It was really fun and thank you Nicole for letting us crash there.


On Last Monday the DirtyDalerz crew now has another addition to the ‘men in blue’ category. Charlie completed his academy stuff, and had his graduation at MSG. Now that is scary both Bojo and Charlie are both police officers, what is even scarier is that Doo Doo wants to be a police officer too. God Help New York.


The Dirty Dalerz Softball team is off to an amazing start at 7-1, with our only loss coming from our first game. Everyone seems to be doing amazing in there own aspects. Our defense is amazing .. our offense can catch fire at any time. If everyone in our division doesn’t watch out .. we might actually run away with the ‘ship this year. Notables who deserve to be called out for amazing performances are Timmy Treubig and John Cinelli both doing amazing on both sides of the field. Timmy is averageing a HR a game (per double header) and John Cinelli recently went 8 for 8 on the day with a triple and has been solid all year round at the three spot. We just have to keep it up which we will have no problem doing.

There is also talks about a trip being planned to Lake George. The place where we would be going is an Hotel that has a WATER PARK built inside it. Of course to cut down on cost we will have to pack out the room(s) that we get and definitely bring coolers of beer to our room. This is only the planning stages so far me and Tina will be trying to get shit together for this the only thing we need from the dirtyz is to set a date for a weekend where this is going to happen. July looks pretty packed so we will probably shoot for August maybe.

Well the parties are still happening every weekend so there should be a ton of new pictures going up in the Dirty Dalerz Flickr. I’m phaseing out the gallery (along with other things for the site) because it takes up a ton of space on the server and with flickr you can order pictures and just pick them up at target in an hour. Plus you can comment/add notes to pictures so that should get interesting. Check out the Dirty Dalerz Flickr, more of the old albums will be moved over to there so patience. If you want to add your own pictures just get in touch with me and i’ll give you the login information.

For now I guess that is it… time to get fuckin bombed!

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Man Laws!

Friday, 23 Jun 2006- Written by

If you haven’t caught the new Miller Light campaign please watch the commercial above first (i’ll wait). Ok done? Now onto the Man Laws. The premise of these ‘Man Laws‘ is to create a guideline to men for those times when you need help to see if something is ‘manly’ or your being a pussy. The first commercial they had was the “You Poke it, You own it” man law. Basically the Law goes “If your friend is at the bar and has to bring back more beers then he can normally handle and he uses his fingers to poke the top to carry the beers then said ownership of the beers he stuck his big sausage link in .. is now his .. the You poke it, you own it rule”. The commercials are very funny because they have square table of a bunch of macho “manly” men making these rules with a small lil frail old dude writing down the Laws in an oversized book. So I went on a search for more Man Laws and this is what I came up with it:

It is never accetable for the designated wing man to abort the mission.
bylaw: In the event that the wingman goes home with a beast, it is never to be mentioned, EVER!

It is ok to call dibs on a female, but a man only has two weeks to seal the deal, then the female is up for grabs.

A man should never move in on a woman at the end of the night that another man has been buying drinks for.
bylaw: Incorrect, at the end of the night all bets are off. If afformentioned man had made real progress, vultures would have no chance. Whatsmore she’d already be gone with afformentioned man.

A man must not look at another man while chatting in the men’s room, no matter what.
bylaw: No wandering eyes, eyes should always be stareing at wall ahead.

Shotgun is to be called while leaving the current location, Never to be called while still at the location or your disqualified.
bylaw: Shotgun is to only be called once the vehicle is present. If there is a premature shotgun call the its the first touch of the car in question.

When at the movie theather with another man you must have one empty seat between both men, no exceptions.
bylaw: center buffer seat should be used to hold concession items/jackets

(shake and pat) Man to Man hugs are only allowed at a victorious sporting events, funeral, or after having made hookup history.
bylaw: theres nothing wrong with hugging one of your bros as long as it is not an embrace, a wrap around with two pats is always acceptable.

You never discuss with your girlfriend what goes on at guys night out!
Basic Translation: What we see there, what we say there, let it stay there, when we leave there!! .. Man LAW !!

IF a buddy gets stuck talking to the fat chick at the party, under no circumstance are you allowed to leave his side. But if said fat chick has a HOT girlfriend, you are more then allowed to let your buddy fall on the grenade.

There shall be no DIB’s taken on any hot female temp agent at work – They are fair game for all.
Bylaw: If the competition is getting out of hand, men involved must flip a coin for her, or a game of rock/paper/scissors.

I believe all those MAN LAWS are true and fuckin’ funny. If you have a MAN LAW you think is worthy of putting on this site, just comment on this post and I will add your MAN LAW to the Dirty Dalerz MAN LAWS section, which will fill up soon. Also, there is a new game that orginated last night in the cinelli household “how much of a man are you” .. where everyone writes fucked up things on a peice of paper (i.e. lick another mans armpit, smell a fart that has been layed in a bottle) that will definitely test your MANHOOD and is fuckin hilarious to watch so that will catch on quick. Leave comments dicks.

Check the Dirty Dalerz Softball section because we finished our second double header of the season by embarasseing the team that kicked us out of the playoffs by run-ruling them in the first game and straight-out outplaying them in the second game, new stats are up and player of the game(s) will be posted tomorrow when all votes are casted.


Double Header SPLIT!!

Thursday, 15 Jun 2006- Written by

Well the anticipation of the 1st DirtyDaler game was enough to kill someone. But finally the Dalerz were able to take the field and show off there stuff. We played the CANES who are a pretty good team, and already had a few games under there belts to begin with. Well the 1st game got off to a bad foot for the Dalerz allowing the Canes to get a 7 run lead in the top of the first inning. Tommy C who normally is a gold glover let up a key error in the first inning that prolonged the rally the Canes mounted. However the Dalerz never say die and came out at the bottom of the inning mounting 4 runs to cut into the 7 run lead, with Key doubles by Adam and Johnny. Then inning came to an end and the second inning the Canes’s bats were still mighty bringing in 2 more runs for there squad. The Dalers however are late bloomers and in the 5th inning the Dalers mounted 5 runs on the bats of Pops and Jay Duponte and with some key errors in favor of the Dalers. The Canes went on to score 3 more runs througout the duration of the game however the Dalers managed to have a 6 run inning in the 6th inning on a hit streak stemming from Stud all the way thru to the bottom of the lineup to BC who hit a triple for 2 RBI’s. Overall, the Dalers managed to hold off the Canes with a 15-12 score. The Key player in game one goes to: Adam who went *3-3 with a triple, double and single and 3 Rbi’s.

Now the second game was a different story, for the Dalerz. The game started off slow and by the end of the 3rd inning not much offense was mounted by either team with a score of 4-1 in favor of the canes. However in the second inning an impressive showing of power was displayed by none other than Timmy Truebig who had a solo blast of 290ft to left center. Now back to the game at hand the fourth and fifth inning were just a wash with both teams mounting no such offense. Then in the 6th inning the Canes came on strong with a 3 run inning and then the Dalers hopes were crushed….OR were they? In the top of the 7th the dalers needed 6 runs to tie with the Canes. The top of the lineup was up and everyone was still in it, Pops and Adam consecutively singled and then Tommy came on and singled and scored pops. Then stud came up and ripped a shot up the middle and scored adam and tommy. then charlie came up and ripped a single as well to score john thus making the game within reach. Then Dennis singled as well and the ducks were on the pond when Walter came up and killed are dreams with a hit back to the pitcher to end the game with the Canes wining 8-6…..The Key player in game two goes to: Timmy who went * 3-3 with a Homerun, and 2 singles and great outfield play.

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Beer League ..

Monday, 12 Jun 2006- Written by

Here is the new movie from Artie Lang starring non-other then the Karate Kid himself Ralph Macchio. The movie is about softball, beer and Whoooores. Since the DirtyDalerz Softball team has there first game tomorrow I thought this was only appropriate.

Couple Key Quotes:
“When i was in the joint .. i would fuck guys bigger then you”
“Practice is for Fags!”

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