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The Tim Treubig Line

Tuesday, 21 Nov 2006- Written by

Ive been thinking about this and I think that the spread should be close but since we dont kick field goals I think the spread is as this:

This is what I chose to look at while figuring this out:

1) No Field Goals… if we are doing to do field goals then it is different

2) Tom Cinelli is REALLY FUCkING PUMPED for this.. haha

3) Rob will be sober

4) Bubba isn’t playing so you don’t have a kamikazee out there unless Uncle Neil lives up to his reputation

5)My brothers weighs 130lbs

6) Rob was the #1 pick therefore he IS THE BEST player in our crew

7) John has increased his endorsement deals since the draft

8) Heller’s Shoulder is still a factor but hes 7 inches taller than anyone else on The Dynasty

9) Where will BC’s head be at…. Thursday Night Beer Pong or Turkey Bowl

10) Walter & Tom Hind haven’t ran for about 6 months but still Tom hasn’t ran when he was in school anyway b/c he was a goalie so Idk how much that will effect

11) Rob has been chasing black guys for over a year now so that decreases his 40 about 2 seconds

12) I can’t even remember the last time Doo Doo has ran or not smoked a cigarette so he has a good chance of losing his breath after the kickoff… but on the other hand he can kill some people too

13) Rob is nervous about being the #1 pick… A LOTTTT OF PRESSURE.. ALL THE PRESSURE.. HES THE BEST PLAYER IN OUR CREW THAT MEANS

14) Charlie Spahr may be sober also, not sure of his work schedule.. SO THAT IS TWO SOBER PEOPLE FOR THE DYNASTY

15) Carrabballo hasn’t grown since the 4th grade but I timed him in the 40 the other weekend and he ran an impressive 3.7 40… thats pretty good

16) Daro… all I know is that he was pretty good at Halo back in the day

17) Since I will be going out with Walter and no girlfriend to care for throughout the night.. I will be blacked out and 98% sure that I will throw up during pre game

18) The Dynasty has an official doctor on the team… The Franchise dont, they have a volunteer Fireman though

19) The Franchise will have atleast 2 sober people which is HUGE; therefore my spread for the game is:

The Franchise -10
The Dynasty +10

EVERYONE HAS TO PAY $5 UNLESS THEY CANT PLAY… SIMPLE AS THAT.. ITS $5 SO IF YOU COMPLAIN THATS FUCKEN TERRIBLE.. GO SHOOT YOURSELF

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