New HTML5 Look

Thursday, 20 May 2010

There is a new look of DirtyDalerz.com as you can tell. It might seem like I dumbed it down a lot but in all reality I have added so many new features and streamlined the shit out of it. Faster page loads, all content is hosted on our server no longer hot linking or scripts hosted on other pages everything is home grown.

Everything has been moved over to HTML5 coding on top of CSS3 technology, which is cutting edge stuff. I know to the masses it seems like I’m not making sense but for the few who actually still read this you definitely will get what I’m saying when you take a look at the source code and my uses of jquery in the background of the site to make things ‘pop’.

Things will get a lot cooler around here as time goes .. so enjoy!

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Quick Update

Friday, 19 Dec 2008

I have looked at all the pictures I have taken over the years, which is up to about 2-3GB worth of pictures taken from 2001 to 2008. That is a lot of pictures. I remember the days of having my old webcam/digital camera. One of the first purchases I made when I worked at Adventureland. With that camera I documented basically my whole life and everyone else on this site. Between Holidays and different occasions I took so many pictures it was gross. To make a long story short. I’m createing an amazing gallery that is so simple with every picture I have ever taken. It’s going to be the best thing in the world. Where I’ll tag who is in the pictures and people from everywhere can pick themselves out. I’m Really excited for it. Quick rundown of the next few weeks events. John getting married as well as John’s baby is due, Christmas and New Years Eve. Expect even more pictures and then on top of that a few quaility updates. Things get busy this time of year and all sites like mine take a hit but i’ll try to fight through it. Well here’s something to hold you over that cracked me up so hard I almost pissed myself. Weekend update made fun of the semi-blind New York Govener Patterson, enjoy.

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St. Patricks Day / New Videos

Monday, 20 Mar 2006

Well I updated the video’s section of the website .. I uploaded all the video’s i have taken (and saved) over the years .. to google for them to host it for me. Which saves space / money .. etc. But also gives you the option to throw a video in your myspace if you would like. Click on the ‘Videos‘ section on the left menu.

I’ll be making more video’s soon too .. i have a couple idea’s. Also, all the pictures from St. Patrick’s Day @ the nutty are up !

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A little Private Party

Saturday, 19 Nov 2005

Its about a week since this party I’m writing about, I been really sucking it up with posts lately but with good reason .. Work. Yeah, I’m actually pulling Overtime and stuff now due to an Windows XP upgrade we are doing which is good and all in the long run but wearing me thin. On top of that .. I’m slowly becoming broke and I have had a cold for about a week and half. Enough of me bitching.

This party was primarily for Jess (Nicole’s roomate at Qunnipiac University) at a bar in New Haven, Conn called Oracle, but we also turned it into a 21st birthday for both Jess and Bubba. Nothing but an hour and a half drive and a cab ride was holding us back from a $20 open bar and some dancing. The ride went smooth till we finally got to Nicoles apartment and all got ready and called a cab, then we met one of the greatest cab drives that has ever lived. I don’t remember his name exactly .. but that is not important .. as we get into the car we can tell he is one of the ghettoest mother fuckers alive and then Charlie being mister friendly asks him to bump some tunes. Of course the next words out of the speakers were “WHO? MIKE JONES !! WHO? MIKE JONES !!” something was telling me this 15 minute ride was going to be an expirence .. as we pull out of the driveway into a 4 lane intersection which the cabby has so easily tied up trying to light his black magic cigar while puling a fuckin U-turn in the middle of Whitney Ave. .. also opening his door to talk to another cabby (while still in the middle of the intersection to yell to his ‘cousin’ “what up ma nigga how you doing”. Great driving. Were all drinking in his cab so we really have fuckin say in how he is driving .. just that we hope we get there alive. Charlie of course is bullshitting with this dude getting his whole life story while were in the back smelling the Black Magic cigar and sipping on our Natty Lights as a pre-game to an open bar (yes, were that bad). Funniest part of the drive is that we pull up to Downtown New Haven and a hooked up car pulls up next to us .. so charlie asks the cabby what he drives .. and he responds “A concorde .. and i got 20′s on em .. my feet look real nice” .. I looked at lisa and almost fuckin lost it .. by far this guy will stay embedded in my mind as one of the most ghettoest cab drivers ever .. thank you .. (im gonna guess his name) .. Young Buck. We get to the club and its rather nice .. Dirty Dalerz well representing and it’s belly up to the bar time. To much dissapointment .. Beer is not on the menu .. $2 if you must. All mixed bitch drinks are allowed. At that point I didnt’ care … Gin N’ Tonics have been my new thing lately so why not get bombed off it .. while Lisa ordered her trademark Wine and let the bs’ing ensue. All the girls looked lovely .. and all the guys were just there ..lol. It didn’t take long for me and lisa to find the dance floor and try to get people out there .. throw some booze in my lately and I turn into Patrick Swayze from the chippendale’s skit on Saturday Night Live. I’m glad people were enjoying themselfs .. dancing and just having a fun time. Btw, the place was stictly private party until 11 o’clock rolled around and the place started to fill up .. it only took 2 hours more for the place to pack out but by that time we were all pretty god damn drunk. We leave the bar, mostly everyone and start hailing cabs .. until Lisa decided to ask Nicole what the bar on the other side of the street was like so Nicole answered “I think its a gay bar” .. Lisa’s eyes lite up and looks at me and goes “we have to go in” .. me being drunk and not really caring where I go im secure with myself .. i respond “I’m broke” .. so Lisa picks up the tab to get in for me ($7) and we walk into this ‘supposedly gay bar’ .. after taking a flight of steps downstairs .. and looking on stage .. there is nothing but T & A everywhere .. girls in barely anything .. the thought going thru my head was “If this is how gay bars are .. then HOLY SHIT!”. Basically quickly we found out it wasn’t a gay bar .. which would of been entertaining but nope. We only stuck around for a few then took the cab home. We get back to the apartment to find people DEVOURING everything in sight. Luckily I jumped on a chicken parm. and split that sucka with lisa all while eating other junk.. god damn I love drunk food. Sadly after feeding time at the zoo .. it was bed time. We all tucked ourselves in and called it a night. Then we are woken up around noontime to another formatiable stench .. Eggs and Bacon … shit I thought I was dreaming .. but no since Jess was happy we all came and had a good time the girls treated us to bagels and eggs .. Dammit those girls are great hostess’s. Thanks to all the girls for having us up there, showing us a great time and being so very hostpitable .. much appreciated. Well we went home shortly after feeding time .. and now just have memories of another great night. To check out pictures of this night go to the Dirty Dalerz Picture Gallery … (warning: i look like shit in mostly every picture, and also look like I gained weight .. which i haven’t .. so be warned)

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So i lied.

Friday, 7 Oct 2005

Ok, so I lied a little bit about making a post a day, blow me. The whole reason behind not posting .. 1. Getting my new camera so I could take pictures to post 2. Listen to the whole H.I.M. cd un-interrupted and 3. Cause I was just to lazy, if those aren’t reason enough .. then how about you write for the site bitch? Ok, Then. Well the Yankees Lost Game 2 and Ching-Ming-Wong-Long-Dong pitched a great game but the Yankees made some little leauge errors and basically lost the game because of it, but like I said in the prior post as long as we take at least one game away from the Angels before heading to the Bronx where Randy Johnson is going to be pitching, that will be just fine. Good luck to Randy tonight and I hope he pitches a gem. Now that I’m all back up to speed with technology lately by purchasing both an iPod nano (white 4gb) and the Sony DSC-T7, possibly one of the the smallest most powerful cameras on the market I kinda feel like I’m back up with the times. I’m going to be reveiwing both on here possibly just to give the geeks that come to my site a little something to jerk off to. I will make sure not to forget the dudes who come here for Lindsay Lohans nipple slip and Maxim spreads there will be more of that shit happening too and you know there is going to be new pictures of the beautiful DirtyDalerz girls in the gallery ASAP. All those times where we have had events in the last few months and everyone would bitch and moan “b.c. where is your camera this would be a perfect oppurtunity for you to take a picture” I assure you that will not happen, examples of missed picture oppurtunities .. Brian Almost taking a dump on some girls stoop, John and Chris in there Mullet wigs .. Jay being so outrageously drunk and getting tossed around by Charlie .. Brian thinking he can walk back to JJ’s before Charlie and Matt Matt can drive back from the middle of Sunrise Highway .. Wally Beans birthday pictures .. Yes, I know alot of missed photo op’s but .. NO MORE .. I’ll be on my shit this time around. I have been SLOWLY updateing each profile as much as I can for each DirtyDaler in the Dalerz Profilez section .. hella

most recently updated was Hella who provided me with a great picture (terrible team) of him and Mr. Met which I was more then happy to replace quickly for him also he updated his profile a little bit to reflect his current age and contacts so If you see your profile is a little behind the times just e-mail me what you want your cover picture to be and a little updated profile to PROFILES@dirtydalerz.com and I’ll put it up ASAP. Just ask Lisa and Claire who had there profiles updated in August because they gave me more updated info. Just update it you fags. nukka

Now for a the fun part of the post I found this link off Gorillamask.net for a site all about the beer looter you have ALL seen in pictures and now he is being photoshopped into other pictures that are fuckin’ hilarious. BeerLooterDude.com has tons of pictures that will make you piss yourself like the picture shown here on the left. My favorite of course is the whack a mole looter. You can waste just about and hour looking thru all of the hilarious pictures. So yea go check that out. Well it’s 12pm and I’m already looking forward to happy hour tonight with the friends .. so hit up the cell if your in the area to come hang out with the Dirtys and if you see me out tonight don’t hesitate to say hi. NEXT POST: Fort Minor

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Piss!!

Friday, 5 Aug 2005

Well I have stumbled upon another funny ass collection of videos of a guy named ‘Danny’ with Tourettes Syndrome doing daily activities at TourettesGuy.com . Now wether this guy has Tourettes or not I really don’t care .. all I care about is laughing my balls off .. and yes .. I laughed them off. The videos just follow him around while he mows the lawn or plays a sick round of pool all. On top of that he seems to be somewhat of an Alcoholic, nothing like a drunk guy with a disability (just like Jeff the drunk on howard stern) to make you laugh. Just his catch phrases of “Bob Saget” and “Ah Shit” make it all worth wild. Please run over to the site and take a look @ the videos and check out the merch. Tourettes Guy.Com

Yes, I hate myspace .. I dont’ think its a place for couples and shit .. that aside DirtyDalerz.com now has a profile up on myspace. Just for exposure and to get a little more hits to the site. I just threw up a couple pictures of the crew and shit and chris has gotten on top of adding a shitload of friends to the profile which you should do right now ADD US ! .. Now that your added you can enjoy looking at us and making outrageous comments. We have added a lot of Farmingdale Alumni and gotten a good response about the site and how much we kick ass (that which we already knew) which is always a confidence boost. If anyone wants to check it out go to DirtyDalerz.com @myspace.com. This weekend we have a HUGE game in softball, which could possibly decide wether or not we make the playoffs or not. It’s against the first place team ‘The Undertakers’ who as of right now has only one loss, which we did not give them. They were actually the first team to hand us a pair of loses and I believe it will be the last time they hand a pair of loses to anyone because I know we are going to put a fucking asswhooping on them this time around. I have to say we kind of underestimated them a little bit last meeting but this time around .. I see there being NO PROBLEM in beating them. If you want to read about our last encounter with The Undertakers and there pitcher BRRRUUUUCE .. you can read more here @ The Dirty Dalerz Softball Page. I expect all the Dirty Dalerz to come out to Plainview to cheer us on … or I’ll slit your fucking necks !!

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Changes

Saturday, 9 Jul 2005

Well as you can see New Layout has come out for DirtyDalerz.com and I know for a fact everyones going to like it becuase now everyone can be apart of the action. Any .. and I mean ANY Dirty Daler can post anything they would like, you just have to ask me for your password and basically your all set to air your shit out here on DirtyDalerz.com .. wether it be a stupid link and a couple comments about it, to a Movie review. I know you can think of something good. Also the site is now identical in Internet Explorer (IE) as it is in FireFox, or any other browser. Which also means for the technology retards out there .. it looks the same no matter what browser you use. One more thing notice the easy access menu up top. If you have any suggestions just shoot me an e-mail or IM me. Since my Sony Cybershot DSC-T1 is out of commision for good (thanks bubba, jk) .. I had to revert back to my old DSC-POS .. lol .. and found some interesting pictures still left on the memory stick. Seems that john had my camera last and decided to take a picture of the BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT I have ever seen in my life. This is a definite gold ‘nugget’ that should only appear on RateMyPoo.com . It made me gag everytime I looked at it, and I have a strong stomach. Thing looks like a fucking melted candy cane. Since I dont’ want anyone throwing up on the keyboards i’ll just post it in small thumbnail, but if you want to see it click on it:

Enuff fucking around I got shit to do .. Tomorrow a quality post GARUNTEED .. lol I promise. Enjoy the site.

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New Layout Design

Friday, 8 Jul 2005

Even though no one will see this post until the new layout is officially finished I just want to say it’s coming along alot faster then on I thought it was going to. With a lot of help from Mike .. and a lot of headaches from the person who wrote this crappy theme. But, we are toughing it out and edit’in the crap out this shit. Once the new layout is out .. i will post the statistics for DirtyDalerz.com which is going to surprise many. Still this is a work in progress and will be finished ASAP.