Dirty Dalerz Heartland Open Results

Friday, 24 Jul 2009

It was an absolute blast getting together and playing 9 holes of Par3 Golf with my friends for a beautiful summer night. We all had lots of fun, but learned a lesson. Bring more beer next time to stash in our bags while playing. We ran out of beer by the 4th hole on my team, but the other team wound up stretching it out to 7 holes with beer. Charlie wound up winning the whole thing, figures because he played on the Golf Team in college (gay). We all held our own and counted every stroke so there is no CAP to the amount of strokes counted.

Surprise golfer of the night was Steven who came in 3rd and seemed to be on the green after his first shot almost every time while racking up an eagle or two. The Shit-Show award for the most comical/drunk golfer goes to Glenn for being wrecked by the 9th hole and dropping his rented putter into the water because he thought it was as deep as the putt-putt waters usually are. He was mistaken, but in turn we got to dunk his drunk ass in the water to try to retrieve the club even though we found out in the end the guy running the course didn’t care.

Below is a video of everyones first tee shot, believe me your going to laugh at the peanut gallery jokes of us all teeing off for each other to see. If you would like to see pictures taken at the course click here. It was a great time all around, look out for our next outing, which will only be bigger and more of a shit show.

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1s Annual Dirty Dalerz Golf Open

Friday, 10 Jul 2009

Now only one Dirty Dalerz guy knows how to truly golf because he played for a College team ‘SUNY Farmingdale’, but that doesn’t hold back the rest of the DirtyDalerz from actually going out there and taking a couple of hacks. In making plans for the weekend and wanting to do something both involving drinking and having fun competing we are traveling to Deer Park for the First Annual Dirty Dalerz Golf Open. We will be teeing off at Heartland Par 3 golf course, which sports famous Par 3′s from many golf courses around the world. With a scheduled 6 golfers on the course tonight they will battle it out against all odds and inebriation for the title of Dirty Dalerz Golf Open Champion. Of course the beer will be flowing like the 7th hole on the mini-golf’s putt-putt waterfall during the course of the match but of course as we all start finding out grooves heading to the 9th hole the competition will get fierce. Here are a handful of player written profiles for tonights even:

Brian “Slow and Steady” Cinelli

Known to lace up the golf cleats and dress in funny outfits he hits the course with his trademark “Slow and Steady” wins the race attitude. His strong points being his Irons and putting it on the green he should have a good outing at Heartland Par 3 course. Now his drives out the box and putting has been an issue. His nerves get to him and usually starts with a slow roller out the tee box with hopes of hitting the fair way, coupled with getting the shakes on the green and failing to hit two foot putts. His form is great, but form doesn’t always win you the match. Known to also loosen up after a few beers lets see if this will give him the edge over the favorites Charlie Spahr and Tommy Cinelli.

Tommy “Ruff” Cinelli

I have been playing golf all my life! As you can see from the picture above Tommy suffers from a wicked slice that has bugged him his whole life. Tonight that will all come to an end as Tommy “RUFF” Cinelli will actually play a good round of golf all the way up to hole 9 where he gets nervous and puts the ball in the water every shot he has. I going to attack the golf course and greens trying to win at all costs. Big thing stay out of the Ruff and in the fairway. Also booze and get fucked up in the process. John Daly for President!!

Charlie “Watch Your Back” Spahr *Favorite

Well i started playing golf at around the age of 8. Im 25 now, so that gives me about 17 years of golf experience. Ive played for a while now so I’d like to say that my game is pretty good. Getting off the tee can be a little rough and most of the time i have no fucking idea where the hell its going to go. The iron play is my strong point but still i have some good days and some bad. Putting is always going to be a damn mystery for me, considering I’ve tried just about everything. LOL.. When I play along with bud light i tend to have a little bit of a better day due to loosening up. Always helps. Well see what happens tonight as I try to take the trophy!

Rob “The Sneak” Goetchius

This guy only cares about drinking…he will be sneaking in his natty light and making sure that no one under estimates the power that beer can have on someone’s game…not only does he use his sneakiness to get beer in to help improve his game but beware because he might sneak in a throw of a golf ball instead of a swing in order to help his game along…he might not be the best golfer out there, at least sober, but somehow he always finishes near the top…they don’t call him the sneak for no reason

Chris “Stroke it like Barkley” Caraballo

Golf is not my strong point was picked up during my freshman year of college. Learning at the great campus of nassau community college is where I developed such a sweet swing that I actually thought “Hey I can actually go on tour and make some extra cash” … But little did I know, I sucked. At this point charles barkely with the ugliest swing in the world could probably beat me and even he would be making that extra cash on the side. But overall I guess all I need is one mulligan. But I’m siked let’s play some holes!

Glenn Cinelli

Well i must say my short game is really good from all the minputt and tiger woods games through the years….i use the happy gilmore swing and have the patience of a school girl… But some have said i look and played like michelle wie lol

Jimmy “Chubbs” Hering

Ive been away from the game for a few years…and when I say that I mean I havnt been to the driving range in a while.what I lack in skill and form I make up for in good looks,and if all else fails I’m not too proud to cheat

The Official score card will be scanned after play and a picture of the Champion Shot Gunning a beer will be posted.

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Quick Update

Friday, 19 Dec 2008

I have looked at all the pictures I have taken over the years, which is up to about 2-3GB worth of pictures taken from 2001 to 2008. That is a lot of pictures. I remember the days of having my old webcam/digital camera. One of the first purchases I made when I worked at Adventureland. With that camera I documented basically my whole life and everyone else on this site. Between Holidays and different occasions I took so many pictures it was gross. To make a long story short. I’m createing an amazing gallery that is so simple with every picture I have ever taken. It’s going to be the best thing in the world. Where I’ll tag who is in the pictures and people from everywhere can pick themselves out. I’m Really excited for it. Quick rundown of the next few weeks events. John getting married as well as John’s baby is due, Christmas and New Years Eve. Expect even more pictures and then on top of that a few quaility updates. Things get busy this time of year and all sites like mine take a hit but i’ll try to fight through it. Well here’s something to hold you over that cracked me up so hard I almost pissed myself. Weekend update made fun of the semi-blind New York Govener Patterson, enjoy.

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2007 Dirty Dalerz Turkey Bowl Player Rankings

Monday, 19 Nov 2007

The rankings and profiles are on the people that are believed to be playing this year in the Turkey Bowl. Some may not play and others will fill in but for now these are the people that are playing. 2006 in Review: Well in 2006 “Team Dynasty” defeated “The Franchise” by two touchdowns. Last year was the first year of the Turkey Bowl Draft. “Team Dynasty” was represented by General Manager and President of Operations Adam Kruger, and “The Franchise” was represented by GM and POO Tom Cinelli. The 1st pick ever for a Dirty Dalerz Turkey Bowl went to Rob “I eat everything in sight” Romano. And that was to be believed as the first mistake that “The Franchise” would make…

The Most Valuable Player went to the #2 pick in the 2006 draft, Tim “screw you Tom for not picking me #1″ Treubig. The weather made it a very difficult for guys like John “MR. CHUNKY SOUP” Cinelli and Walter “Polish Sausage” Celenski to make their diamond like cuts in the grass. As the amount of mud puddles and rain increased the level of play decreased. As the level of play decreased Ryan “Yao Ming” Heller still managed to be 2 feet taller than everyone else on “Team Dynasty.” The tall bastard was able to reel in 3 TD passes from Tom “The Farmingdale Roger Clemens” Cinelli all due to the fact that no one could reach as high as him, once again I reinstate, he’s a tall bastard. But with the combination of Treubig’s 4-TDS & 2-INTs, Dennis “I weigh 150lbs soaking wet” Treubig’s 2-INTs, Daro’s & BC’s slot receiver type play, Matt “look who’s jacked now” Matt’s tackling ability, Adam’s golden arm and MR. Chunky Soup’s rushing touchdowns, Team Dynasty was able to pull away with a victory and the 1st ever set of Turkey Bowl Championship trophies. 2007 Player Profiles: John “Mr. Chunky Soup” Cinelli The former lineman of the year has taken his power to the turkey bowl stage. He is a force that cannot be stopped once he gets momentum. Some scouts have been known to call him The Juggernaut. His weekly job at the nutty irishman will give him an advantage b/c he is unable to drink the night before the Turkey Bowl, which I feel is a HUGE advantage to anyone. Also, he was seen testing for in the 40 yard dash, squat and bench press last week in a private workout for an NFL team that is not to be named. His results were a 4.6 40, benched press 500lbs, & squatted 750lbs. His 2007 fantasy status is very solid and goes up from 2006 b/c of the blocking that the massive beast can perform and once its 1st and goal… forget about it, you aint stoppin this Mack truck. And the whole job thing the night before is a jynormous advantage. Fantasy Stock : Up 40 pts Matt “Holy Shit I have a tricep now” Matt Williams: The former Ultra Heavyweight has slimmed down 150lbs dating back to 2003 so as the previous years his fantasy status has increased greatly to become a top pick. Due to the fact that his biceps are bigger than everyone’s head on the field plays a big role defensively and offensively. Working out wise he is well above anyone because he works out everyday for atleast 13 hours, but the question that has quarreled the scouts is how much of that 13 hour workout is dedicated to running? His 2007 fantasy stock rises once again for a 4th straight year due to the fact that he is going to be AMPED to play football and wear a medium sized tank top. Bench Press: 730lbs 27 times Squat: 13 hooter girls which accumulated to over 1350lbs and the average boob size of a 36F One armed Bicep Curl: 135lbs 17 times Fantasy Stock: Up 50 pts B “If thursday night beer pong at the nutty was a chick, I would marry it” C: BC is one of the originators of this game and the creator of the dirty dalerz website. He is the one who usually spends the most time getting an outfit together for the game and wants to wear the weirdest shit possible, but he does rep Under Armour pretty well, which is good b/c Im an investor in Under Armour. (and all of you should be too) BC over the years has not been the STAR of the game but is always a solid pick b/c he is a down right hustler and scouts have been known to compare him to Wes Welker of the Patriots. Which could mean that he can have his breakout year in 2007 as Welker is doing. As always, his stock value goes down a little bit b/c he is also the creator of the thursday night beer pong at the nutty irishman. Sometimes you don’t know where his head is at, either football or the beer pong. In my fantasy analysis I am predicting that BC will be a sleeper in 2007 and stun some son of a bitches. Bench Press: 40 lbs (we tried the barbell bench press but it didn’t happen) Squat: 135lbs (hey we were able to use the barbell for this one!) Fantasy Stock: Up 3 pts (last year we couldnt use the barbell for squat) Chris “if I was italian i would definitely be a blowout club dancer” Carrabballo: This is my pick for the person in the best shape. The one reason why is because everytime i go to a bar, the fucken kid is dancing the whole time, and because he’s mexican. Out of birth mexicans are naturally faster than any americans. Over the years, nacho (his real name) has also been a solid pick just as BC. He was a receiver in highschool which adds value to his stock and the fact that the kid doesnt drink as much as the other players in the turkey bowl also adds value to his stock. Training: has been seen playing dance dance revolutions everyday for 3 hours Bench Press: 65lbs 40 yard dash: 3.5 sec Fantasy Stock: Up 20 points Tom “I look chinese when I drink” Hind: The 2005 turkey bowl MVP had an impressive game last year with 2 TDs and some quality receptions. Now I was able to catch an interview with the One-Time MVP and realized something, He loves himself. I asked him for a brief summary of his 2006 statistics and he gave me a profile of his football play as if he was going on Match.com. He himself is saying that hes a top pick and is going to have a big game on thanksgiving. Before the interview I was going to give him props b/c he doessss have good hands and his hair is a bit shorter from last year which can add to his speed, but now i dont know if i want to after his comments about himself. This trash talk from Chinese Tommy Hind may effect him b/c he will have people gunning for him which could hurt his chances of having a big game, but due to the previous years and the game he had in 2005 and the solid game in 2006. His stock kinda has to rise this year. 40 yard dash: 4 flat……………………………. in minutes Fantasy Stock: up 50 points b/c technically he is a very solid pick Walter “Polish Idol here I come” Celenski: This is my 2007 Fantasy top pick. The reason is because he can throw the ball 70 yards on a rope but also play receiver and defense. One big downgrade is that in the previous years he has been faulted with injuries. He had to sit out for a couple of plays last year due to a hamstring injury that has been hindering him since he was 10. This polish mammoth can bring the heat when it comes to tackling on defense as well. As Thomas Hind I was able to catch an interview with Walter and I am going to quote walter in saying, “I’m defintely gettting bombed Thanksgiving Eve….but I don’t want to cramp up like I did last year. So I might not get that bombed.” I mean c’mon, IS THAT FOR REAL? It’s Thanksgiving Ever… everyone and their mother goes out and gets bombed. Thats the point of the game.. to play hungover. He is my fantasy top pick but I really want to push him down for this comment. Morally this hurts me but I have to say fantasy wise this could have the potential to help him b/c he wont be that drunk. But now it is everyone’s job who sees Walter out thanksgiving eve to give him a drink so his quote backfires on him. 40 yard dash: 6 minutes… he hurt his hamstring again while testing and fell to the ground but I kept the time going until he crossed that line Key Note: Witnesses have seen him doing right arm bicep curls to add to the strength of his arm, look for a 100 yard bomb to a receiver from this kid As the TBC (Turkey Bowl Committee) agreed if walter is seen out thanksgiving eve and is not drinking … all of his stats will have an asterik next to them Fantasy Stock: up 100 points Tom “Bear Claws” Cinelli: The man with the original golden arm. Tom has been used to having the top gun basically in Farmingdale when it comes to being a QB. But in 2007, the rise of Walter Celenski’s arm is putting pressure on that title. His size does keep his stock at a hold because he is not what we like to call a “scrambling” quarterback. His arm does make up for that though. In the past couple years he has been able to throw for over 10 touchdowns easily. Lately, he has been rumored to be concentrating on baseball (which actually has a future other than the turkey bowl) which could mean that he will not play in 2007. This will hurt fantasy owners because he can be taken as high as #1 technically. He has been cleaning pools for a couple years which adds to his overall strength and add to that arm of his. Last year he was a team captain and made the horrible mistake of picking Rob “The underground HOtdog eating champ” Romano as the first pick. Scouts compare him to Romo and his “holding” mistake that he made in the playoffs last year and how Romo is trying to bounce back from that mistake. Depending on the format of the draft this year, Tom will be a reliable pick, if he’s not doing the picking. 40 yard dash: 1 hour…… we started the timer then he went to go eat lunch instead but came back realizing that we were still timing right arm bicep curl: 100 lbs left arm: 15 lbs Fantasy Stock: If he plays and he has a good receiver it can be lights out for the man with Bear Claw Marks. Up 70 points Bobby “I have the hormones of a pregnant woman” Horan: I have not had the pleasure to know Bobby very long and have only hung out with him a couple times. Here is what I can come up with for his fantasy analysis. He has no previous statistics because he will be a rookie this year. All i can say is, i was at a softball game this past summer in which his team lost.. HE WENT NUTS and wanted to fight the other team. If that happens in softball, holy shit, someone is going to die in the turkey bowl. I have other people saying that he has wanted to fight other teams as well in softball, which I may remind you, is not a contact sport. He’s got the size and speed to absolutely dominate this game and put pressure on the record that there has never been a back to back MVP award winner. I do not know how is hands are for receiving but I can only imagine that he is a beast on defense. Fantasy Stock: up 500 points… no one has any idea what he can do and i think hes going to do real well Danny “Back in the day Hawks all star Free Safety” Hilton: First off I want to say that there is no relation between Dan and Paris Hilton. Dan is black and Paris is a slut. ALthough I think he has stayed at a Hilton Hotel once. I have known Dan since we were little and he also is a rookie for the Turkey Bowl. The kid is a sick athlete and this game may bring back his old free safety days. This year was the first year he played with the Dirty Dalerz softball team, and he dominated that, so why won’t he dominate his first year in the turkey bowl? A question that only he will answer. As in softball, his father was there to coach his team, and if this happens on thanksgiving.. there is no stopping his team. I have full confidence in Danny getting really trashed on thanksgiving eve so as everyone else his level of play will come down a bit, but overall I think he will be a stud. 100 yard dash- 8 seconds INTs throughout life- 1,008 total Fantasy Stock: Dan’s: up 900 points His Dad’s: up 2000 points Charlie “a pack a day” Spahr His 2007 status is in question b/c no one knows if he has to work or not. Although everyone is certain that he still smokes like a chimney which means that his stamina will be horrific as usual. Even though he smokes still his job requires him to be in shape so he may surprise the shit out of everyone and run circles around us. The likelihood of that happening is as likely as a midget grabbing Yao Ming’s balls. He still manages to get atleast 10 tackles a game and the occassional shocker of a reception AND yards after the reception. As usual charlie is a sleeper and is a risky but good pick because he hasnt lost all of his athleticism, if anything he gained more from working. 40 yard dash: time is still running.. he started to smoke a cigarette instead and just said fuck it to the test and left to go buy more cigarettes Fantasy stock: up 40 points Ryan “Farmingdale’s Yao Ming” Heller Ryan is the tallest member of the turkey bowl and will probably always have that title. He has huge advantages with his height, his great hands, and his past of playing football. There is not one person that can leap as high as him, but maybe this year someone will be able to, and that person is Danny Hilton. Heller is used to playing against the other black guy in the game, Matt Matt. As you know Matt Matt is known for his massive size and the ability to run you over like a mack truck, not his jumping ability. But now we have another black guy in the mix, the chances of someone jumping as high as heller has increased greatly. Still I think he’s listed at 6″9, which is ridiculous considering the next person closest to him is like 6″3. I think he has a wingspan of 9 feet too, which I mean is quite crazy but its true. Heller has a huge upside and is like the White Plaxico Burress when it comes to being in the red zone, just float it up to him and hes almost 100%. He has had injuries in the past though which do hurt his ultimate performance, but i dont think it should slow him down b/c 90% of the people playing are retired athletes trying to make it in softball. Fantasy Stock: depending on health, up 60 points Tim “Where the fuck have you been” Rogers Tim Rogers is making his first annual appearance in the turkey bowl. I think he was sick of watching us play and finally decided to grow a pair of balls. He has been hurt for the past 24 years with a shoulder injury, right out of birth he separated his shoulder. He had has trouble eating cereal with his shoulder, let alone playing football. I have no idea what the hell he’s going to do, but I can garauntee you that he will be VERY hungover for the game. Fantasy Stock: up 1/2 point Adam “I’ve had 10 motorcycles over the past 2 years” Kruger: The man has been playing QB for the past couple years and has thrown well over 20 touchdown passes. The guys got a cannon for an arm but there are now 3 guys that are eligible for QB. Im gonna go out on a limb here and say that he has not been running to stay in shape. But I do know that he has been playing as much softball as he possibly can, BUT hes a pitcher.. he doesnt even move and when hes up at bat he usually hits a homerun. So im going to say that he DEFINITELY hasn’t been running. But if he does play his usual QB position, who needs him to run. He is always a reliable pick, even though last year he was a captain and was doing the picking so we will see how the draft is done this year. Fantasy Stock: up 50 points Tim “the natural” Treubig: As last year’s MVP he is the only professional athlete competing in this years turkey bowl, Tim “the Natural” Treubig figures to be a strong pick, at or near the top of the first round. Treubig has great attributes…he’s tall, strong, fast, and loves chicken and rice. He is also naturally good at all sports instantly. Along with bowling, African wild boar hunting, curling, and ping pong, football tops the list of sports at which Tim has recently picked up and dominated in. He has good hands, and is damn near impossible to cover man to man for over 2 seconds. His 40 time was clocked at 4.1 seconds…..running backwards. Tim looks to have a big day depending on who he draws in coverage. With so much upside, it is hard to imagine the downside. Well, sources close to Treubig report that he has a weak spot for Captain Morgans and Coke. The high sugar content of both the soda and Captain Morgans can figure cause a Hugeee hangover for the 6’2″ wide receiver. He has been known to black out on Thanksgiving Eve in years past…and indications are that this year will be no different. He has also been seen drinking his captain n coke and listening to Ace of Base and Backstreet boys at JJ’s Saloon in Amityville. Make no mistake though, “the Natural” looks to have a big day. As long as he’s awake for the game and able to get out of bed, he should be a force in this year’s turkey bowl. Fantasy Stock: Up 103.7 points Richie “Get Da Mushroom” Lieberman: Also known on Turkey Bowl days as “The Crazy Jew who got ran over by Matt Matt.” Bubba’s stock goes terribly down b/c of the amount of alcohol he consumes the night before but it also goes dramatically up b/c of the amount of alcohol that he consumes the night before. The kid just doesnt care about his body, in one of the games he was throwing up in the middle of the field but still managed to make a play and he got ran over by the Mac Truck in Matt Matt. He will also make you laugh your ass off b/c well hes bubba. Football wise he is not the best but as on the basketball court hes a hustler and will dive, tackle, fall on his ass, or anything else to get that ball. I asked him to get me his time for the 40. He went out bought a 40oz of Old E and chugged it in 20 seconds. Thats good enough. Fantasy Stock: Lower end guy b/c he’ll be shitfaced but his stock has to go up b/c hes bubba. Up 30 points Uncle “Let me in the back of the nutty” Neil: Neil is in his 2nd year of playing in the turkey bowl and was a consistent player in his rookie debut showing a force at linebacker. He is mostly a defensive threat but a good one. Offensively he’ll block the shit out of you and if i remember correctly he got into it with Matt Matt and they both called each other out, it was awesome. This year he’ll probably do the same. As Mr. Chunky he works at the Nutty Irishman so he will not be hung over for the game, which is huge and his massive blocking capability puts his stock value way up. Fantasy Stock: Up 40 points b/c he lost last year and hes pissed Overall Fantasy Player Rankings: 1. Walter “I get lost driving everywhere I go” Celenski 2. Tim “Captain n Coke” Treubig 3. Danny “the 2nd black guy to play in the turkey bowl” Hilton 4. Ryan “Daddy Long Legs” Heller 5. Bobby “Temper Tantrum” Horan 6. Tom “I’m sweating reading this” Cinelli 7. Adam “Quiet Storm” Kruger 8. Matt” NO one is stopping me” Matt 9. John “I play Halo 3 way too much” Cinelli 10. Tom “Pigpen” Hind 11. Brian “YAGER BOMBS! YAGER BOMBS!” Cinelli 12. Uncle “Toughnuts” Neil 13. Chris “4’10″ Mexican Maniac” Carraballo 14. Richie “Bubba “Leiberman 15. Charlie “Anyone got a stogie?” Spahr 16. Tim “my shit always works sometimes” Rogers

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End Of February Already!

Thursday, 22 Feb 2007

Yeah, Its the end of February already and this is the first post in close to 2 months. Let’s start it out just like how every other post starts out. With a VIDEO. Here is a video of Ian showing us at a party what he did after doing a CASE RACE (forget the bar) and then getting on the train afterwards and having no money. It was only two stops until his destination and right before he got to Farmingdale, the conductor hits them and asks for there tickets they hit stop at the station and this is what Ian says to the conductor:

Well after that hilarious clip I do have another annoucement to make. I have finally opened up another website that now has to do with my second love Beer Pong. Its a joint venture with my buddy Defo. Basically starting out slow with just hosting big events at the Nutty Irishman. Currently we lock down two week nights, Tuesdays Defo runs beerpong @ the Bayshore Nutty Irishman and Thursdays I run beerpong @ the Nutty Irishman. Every 1 1/2 months we will be running a Tournament which involves teams from all along the East Coast with big prizes and give aways. We now have a site dedicated to it – - NyLiBeerPong.com Which is basically a long time coming if you know me. Check out the site! For now that is it .. Enjoy.

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4th Annual ..

Tuesday, 17 Oct 2006

It’s mid-October and what goes through most peoples mind is “what am I going to be for halloween” .. not in the Dirty Dale. Mid-October means there is only a month until the prized DirtyDalerz.com Turkey Bowl. A Farmingdale tradition that has gone on since 2002. Each year brings bragging rights of who is the best & who is Turkey Bowl MVP! This year .. there will be a draft of who’s on who’s team to make everything fair for a hard fought Turkey Bowl. The date and time of said Draft is TBD .. but infomation will be provided soon. This year is going to be a great one now that no one has college lacrosse anymore, but i’m not looking forward to the day of soreness afterwards that always happens. group

Here is a little throwback photo from the first Annual Turkey Bowl in 2002.

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Nutty Irishman Beer Pong 10.13.2006

Monday, 16 Oct 2006

Another Night in the books and 20 teams showed up to compete. There were so many tight games and one DOUBLE overtime game that was played. But the Victors of the night were team Forget To Wipe. Come down next week as the competition gets even fiercer !

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Summer Slowdown.

Thursday, 20 Jul 2006

Of course with any great site .. it slows down in the summer with action. Mainly due to people actually going out and living it up in the beautiful weather. Hey, i can’t complain I just got off a four day weekend two days binge drinking, one day going to a water park then hitting up the Yankees game right after last night. So its hard to get the new content up. But without further hesitation .. more pictures and a couple words.

First off is a little party at the tortoso’s, (which is always good because I can get horrifically trashed and walk 100 feet to my house) where we celebrated Vicki’s birthday. Is it me or is it every weekend we have something to fuckin celebrate. My liver is in fuckin shock .. but im a trooper and i’m sure i’ll survive. Let me give props where there due. Ryan and Shell ran table all night long (look down further you two to the beer pong notice) and would not get off the table. They also completed a double cup on the night i believe on the first shots vs some team (ours). A great night none the less. Here is another picture of the girlies just for some cheap hits to the site thru eye-candy

Also in the NEW Dirty Dalerz Photo Gallery, are pictures from Lisa’s party click on the picture below to check them out. Since i was not there Tina took care of the picture taking for me

Ok, so last night me and Charlie went to the Yankees vs. Seattle Baseball game. We didn’t have tickets so we were expecting to get some cheap bleachers when we arrived at like 6:45 for a 7:00 start. No luck, game day window was closed. Fuck! Start the mad dash for tickets. Dirty Scalpers wanted as much as $40 a ticket for fuckin TEIR RESERVED aka Nose Bleeds… fuck that. We waited a little more .. once the scalpers heard the national anthem and the game about to start .. prices started to fall. Haha until I had five scalpers fighting for my money. $25 a ticket later .. for the best BLEACHERS SEATS YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!! Row CC, yes .. that is the first row in the bleachers section. I been to many of Yankees games in my favorite seating section the bleachers but NEVER front row (in Lefty Home Run Territory too).

We dashed into the stadium hopeing our tickets weren’t for last years games (fuckin scalpers) .. lol .. and they were legit, we make it in for roll call. Yanks wound up winning in the ninth after a rain delay (we weren’t there for it which sucked) but we did come out of it with a ball. Bernie realizeing that we were sitting in seats we will never aquire again (lol) .. he made the third out of an inning and tossed the ball up our way and of course big mama’luke Charlie stuck his mits out and grabbed it for a nice lil souvenier. All downhill from there an hour into our train ride which was stopped most of the time 15 min outta jamaica, got called back to jamaica due to a power line down on the tracks in New Hyde Park. No trains on the Ronkonkoma line for the rest of the night. Fuckin’ Bullshit. After sitting at jamaica for 2 hours waiting for a Babylon train we finally made our way home. At 3 am. Yeah, i missed my train when i woke up this morning .. but i did get a funny picture yesterday which i would love to share. I love chinese people. Catch you all friday for the Dirty Dalerz game vs. the number one team.

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Great 4th Of July ! ..

Thursday, 6 Jul 2006

Check out pictures of the Fourth of July. Keg party at Bojo’s was amazing .. and drunk chicken fights in his pool was outta control. Anyways .. I also have a funny video of john getting pee’d on by a fake bird but it has to clear with google video in order for me to post it .. so check out the pictures !

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Crazy 3-Day Weekend

Wednesday, 31 May 2006

Well of course if you know any of the Dirty Dalerz crew you would know we like to go nuts on the weekends and if it’s a three day weekend it is only going to get more insane. Friday night personally I started off in Queens at a bar called ‘Sullivans’ on bell blvd. which was a great chill place. They won major points for surveing Brooklyn Brewery Beer (Brown Ale). Saturday was a Dirty Dalerz softball practice which we all looked pretty damn good as we prepared for our scrimmage on Monday and game on Thursday. After practice we all rested for the big night ahead at Tina T’s. Everyone showed up at Tina t’s ready to get shitty. And that we did. Playing endless games of beer pong and flip cups. Tina also made all of us Dirty’s a compliation of the last 4 years to show here college years with us. It was amazingly done. I’ll try to have it up on site asap. None the less .. you always expect a great night from Tina t’s.

Sunday started with a little yard work at the cinelli house, the it turned into Jail house lifting on my front lawn. Once the word got out we were having fun at my house people just seemed to show up. Next thing you know Charlies over with Neily McNeily and were starting a wiffle ball game. Keep adding more people and beer to the picture and you see where this is going. It’s about 9pm and 13 innings have been played and 3 beer runs have been voyaged. Then somehow even more people show up and were outside my house till around 4am. End of day.

Wake up 10am, for a scrimmage vs. the Hills Boys (kenny kruger and his crew). The game didnt’ start till 1pm which it was scheduled for 12pm but its ok .. people were crawling out of there hangovers. First of all the game was out of fun .. but of course no one wants to really lose. We played 7 innings with Masterful pitching by Neil and 2 hr’s by Johnny C. But the Hills boys just kept nipping away at our lead until they were up two in the top of the 7th. The Dirty Dalerz came up to bat and after John and Tom were on base .. Adam came up and knocked a home run for the win. It was a great game .. we all had fun. Thanks to Kenny and the boys. After that everyone went to Kaitlin’s (cept me because i was sick) and had fun till the wee hours of the morning. Just a great weekend all togehter and a great way to start off the summer. Keep coming back to DirtyDalerz.com for updates, softball starts this Thursday so come on down and show support.