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Things have been Hectic.

Thursday, 6 Jan 2011- Written by

If you know me (Brian who runs the site) you would know I recently had a baby about 3 months ago. Things have been a little crazy in the household lol. On top of that we won our first season of Long Island Flag Football in the D division (where all new comers start out), so I will post about that as well. Keep it locked in for info on both.

Lets see if this works?

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New HTML5 Look

Thursday, 20 May 2010- Written by

There is a new look of DirtyDalerz.com as you can tell. It might seem like I dumbed it down a lot but in all reality I have added so many new features and streamlined the shit out of it. Faster page loads, all content is hosted on our server no longer hot linking or scripts hosted on other pages everything is home grown.

Everything has been moved over to HTML5 coding on top of CSS3 technology, which is cutting edge stuff. I know to the masses it seems like I’m not making sense but for the few who actually still read this you definitely will get what I’m saying when you take a look at the source code and my uses of jquery in the background of the site to make things ‘pop’.

Things will get a lot cooler around here as time goes .. so enjoy!

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Since I’m so lazy..

Monday, 21 Dec 2009- Written by

I’ll just post a hilarious picture up before I put up the Turkey Bowl Outcome and write up later today or tomorrow. Enjoy Snookie getting jaw rocked by some douche from Long Island. If you have been living in a hole for the past month and haven’t heard or watched MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ its about a bunch of guidos and guidettes living together real world style but at the dirty Jersey Shore partying every night and attempting to work most of their first jobs ever at a t-shirt shop. Majority of the time its retarded and pointless, some might even complain they want those minutes of their life spent watching this crap back.

I wondered ‘Why lower your intelligence by watching this bullshit?’ and the only answer I could come up with is along the lines of everyone always having to slow down when passing a car crash. You really hope no one is hurt but god damn you want to see some dismembered body parts as you drive by just to have a sick story to tell your friends. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I have overheard or been apart of conversations about stuff on this show with other people.

Regardless Enjoy the girl getting face rocked because she was upset this douche bag stole her drink and pounded it down then pounded her in the jaw. She didn’t deserve it but damn it is interesting to see this guy cold cock this girl named ‘Snookie’.

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Update: The moving gif of Snookie getting punched was slowing down load times so click on the image of the aftermath to see the moving gif

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Let’s just start C.C. Sabathia all 7 Games, No?

Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009- Written by

The headline says it all. If you turned on any NY sports talk radio station last week all you heard was “let Sabathia pitch game 6 instead of Pettite” all because the got another days rest due to a rain out. It was sad to see there aren’t any smart callers who actually know what there talking about instead of verbally spewing shit out of their assholes that call these stations. There is no logic to have your Ace pitcher, pitch game six when he is readily available for game 7. As much as game 6 in a series that is 3-2 in your favor is a important win, game 7 is beyond that, its a win or go home, no stop signs give it all you got game.

This is my logic which many will agree if you have half a brain. The Yankees are pitching a 3 man rotation because they don’t trust any other pitcher on the roster to pitch the 4th game. Plain and simple. The foundation is set you have your best 3 pitchers out on the mound. Combined record of the 3 pitchers Sabathia, Burnett and Pettite is an amazing 46-25, which is 4 wins away from saying for every 2 games won they lost 1. For the retarded people out there i’ll explain in a 7 game series first team to 4 wins the series. Say you win you first two games, you lose your third. Now you win your fourth game but lose your 5th game what is the chances your next game will be a win .. its a very high percentage.

cc-sabathiaThe only person you have to really worry about is the Game 1 pitcher which is C.C. Sabathia, the ACE of the Yankees pitching rotation. You have to worry about if he HAS TO pitch 3 games (meaning a series goes 7 games) is there enough rest between starts to make it happen. That is the only issue/problem to arise other then that here are the outcomes of the 3 man rotation with a dominate Game 1 Pitcher:

Ok Sabathia pitches game 1 hopefully receiving a win. Now between your next two trusted starters (Burnett and Pettite) you hope for at least one win out of either of them. If you are so lucky to have both your game 2 and 3 pitcher win their games then you have Sabathia to lock down the series winning game 4 sweep. That’s one outcome.

Another outcome is Sabathia gets his game 1 win then out of the next two starters you break even with a win and a loss, now you have your Ace pitching a pivotal game 4 to assume a big series turning lead to 3-1 in your favor. That is a huge step in the right direction momentum wise. Your sitting at 3-1 with your second and third best pitchers trying to win the series for you. If those two pitchers blow game 5 & 6 you then have your BEST pitcher throwing game 7. Which if you did drop games 5 and 6 you put some confidence back into your team by sending out your best available pitcher out there to win the series for you.

If Sabathia gives you 2 wins and each of your second and third starters give you at least one a piece the series is over.

To just want to trot a guy out there every chance you can to win games because your scared is not logical. In this case Andy Pettite who has an unmatched amazing postseason career (16 Wins 9 Loses with a 3.83 ERA) and knows how to pitch in important games, pitching for a game 6 in which i would have no problem trusting him every time. He might not be the best pitcher on the team but he will give you quality postseason starts which not many pitchers have even accomplished or had the chance to experience in their career.

Only reason to go with a 3 pitcher rotation is because you trust all 3 of those guys to give you at least one win and one pitcher having a good series and getting 2 wins. That will win you 7 game series every time, and put you over the top to win a World Series.

Now with the Yankees in the World Series vs. the Phillies I think they should stick to the game plan with the 3 pitcher rotation. Hope your pitching stays solid and your offense produces the run support to put the pitcher at ease to pitch lights out baseball. I really think this is the best shot the Yankees have at winning it, and Joe G. I salute you for sticking to your game plan.

What do you think?

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Dirty Dalerz Heartland Open Results

Friday, 24 Jul 2009- Written by

It was an absolute blast getting together and playing 9 holes of Par3 Golf with my friends for a beautiful summer night. We all had lots of fun, but learned a lesson. Bring more beer next time to stash in our bags while playing. We ran out of beer by the 4th hole on my team, but the other team wound up stretching it out to 7 holes with beer. Charlie wound up winning the whole thing, figures because he played on the Golf Team in college (gay). We all held our own and counted every stroke so there is no CAP to the amount of strokes counted.

Surprise golfer of the night was Steven who came in 3rd and seemed to be on the green after his first shot almost every time while racking up an eagle or two. The Shit-Show award for the most comical/drunk golfer goes to Glenn for being wrecked by the 9th hole and dropping his rented putter into the water because he thought it was as deep as the putt-putt waters usually are. He was mistaken, but in turn we got to dunk his drunk ass in the water to try to retrieve the club even though we found out in the end the guy running the course didn’t care.

Below is a video of everyones first tee shot, believe me your going to laugh at the peanut gallery jokes of us all teeing off for each other to see. If you would like to see pictures taken at the course click here. It was a great time all around, look out for our next outing, which will only be bigger and more of a shit show.

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